After years of improvement, testing, and leaping via varied FDA hoops, the Mor “taint bandage” system is now available for purchase. Slap this rumble pack in your down-south valley, and also you’ll have the ability to decelerate sexual climax or attain it extra intensely by way of a collection {of electrical} shocks that reportedly really feel like vibrations.
First revealed back in 2020 as an unnamed and unfinished product jokingly referred to on-line because the “taint bandage,” the Mor is now a real thing you should buy and use in the USA. As covered by The Verge, the closing model of the Mor was proven off on the 2026 Client Electronics Present. The product is mainly a patch linked to a reusable “pulse generator,” which is the center of the taint rumbler. The patch comprises electrodes which are triggered by the generator and which, in accordance with the makers of the Mor system, can delay ejaculation in people with penises when correctly connected to your perineum. Right here’s a useful gif:
Victoria Sung over at The Verge examined the system on her arm and mentioned that it wasn’t painful to make use of and that “instead of a shock, it feels more like a gentle vibration.” Additionally, she confirmed that it doesn’t harm to peel it off, which is essential when inserting one thing like that on that exact a part of the physique. So it ought to be as straightforward to make use of as an precise N64 Rumble Pak and hopefully simply as enjoyable. Not like the Rumble Pak, although, the Mor prices $300 and in accordance with the FDA the patches are to not be reused, so that you’ll want to purchase refills after you utilize up the six that include it.
All jokes apart, the system and the app linked to it appear slick and supply up an FDA-approved resolution to untimely ejaculation, an issue that may derail relationships and trigger plenty of frustration. The creator behind the Mor advised The Verge that he’s okay with people joking about it so long as it helps unfold consciousness of the product and the way it may also help individuals. So don’t really feel dangerous laughing on the taint Rumble Pak. And in the event you want it or need one, I hope it really works out for you!
