Final night time, as I browsed the Xbox Retailer on my Collection X, I spotted the newly released Grinch game, which is now available on Game Pass. Curious how gamers had been receiving the not-so-great-looking family-friendly Christmas platformer, I made a decision to take a look at the person evaluations. What I stumbled into was a warzone stuffed with pictures at Xbox’s current value hikes and method too many individuals desirous to fuck the Grinch.
Initially launched in 2023, The Grinch: Christmas Adventures was a sloppy co-op platformer that had few followers and was promptly forgotten after it launched. However now it’s again and up to date and is being offered as a brand new sport with a brand new subtitle: Merry & Mischievous Edition. I’m undecided how many individuals had been clamoring for a brand new model of this bleh Grinch sport, but it surely’s right here simply in time for Halloween. Additionally it is one of many first video games to be added to Sport Go after the massive price increase earlier this month, which explains why so many person evaluations for TGCAM&ME (as the youngsters name it) are dunking on the subscription service.
“$30 A MONTH FOR THIS???? A GAME THAT LOOKS LIKE AN AWFUL 360 MOVIE TIE IN GAME?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣”
“BE ACTUALLY REAL XBOX. Awful clunky game about the grinch in the middle of october????? I AM THE SECOND REVIEW?????? 50% PRICE INCREASE. UBISOFT COLLECTION WITH 50% BOARD GAMES. I AM LEAVING THE SERVICE. THERE ARE FISH HOOKED UP TO WIRES RUNNING EVERYTHING AT THE XBOX H.Q. APPARENTLY IM SUBSCRIBED TO XBOX GAME PASS BABIES WITH DAY ONE DROPS OF THE GRINCH. UNACCEPTABLE . P.S if you dislike this review i’m automatically assuming ur a dev. “It’s for kids” argument DOES NOT WORK AS IT IS SLOP AND WHAT PARENT IS GONNA SPEND 30 DOLLARS A MONTH FOR THIS”
“Bruh. You’re telling me for 30 dollars a month? I get this?…. Yeah, I’m glad my ultimate ends the 23rd. I got BF6 and multiplayer access all i need.”
“Lolz. Ms wants $30 a month for this clunky ****?👀”
“$30 4 this?? Cancel Gamepass.”
“50% price hike for the Grinch is CRAZY. If xbox is raising the prices they better start putting out games that aren’t this”
Whereas these evaluations make some sense–individuals are mad in regards to the value improve and are lashing out at being given a nasty shovelware sport proper within the wake of it–I can’t as simply clarify why there are additionally so many attractive evaluations for this up to date Grinch platformer. Severely, what the heck is occurring? Right here’s simply a few of what I discovered. Be warned, a number of that is NSFW. Oh, and the primary two evaluations under are the very first two evaluations you’ll see on Xbox and the web site as of this story’s publication. Merry Christmas, children!
“Grinch took my v card. He sat me down and bounced that grussy on it.”
“My Parents Love the Grinch. My parents had a little too much egg nog and stayed up ALL night with Mr. Grinch. They said his heart grew 3 sizes! I woke up once and heard my mom yelling, ‘You’re a mean one, you’re a mean one!’ They must’ve had a good time, though, because I’ve never seen my parents smile so much!”
“The Grinch. The Grinch assaulted me in a bad area…”
“GOATED. Watched this green ahh hunk o’ junk bounce that mcboy grus ALL OVER max’s red rocket. Best 30 a month”
“Grinch grew 3 sizes alright. 3 sizes in my Christmas stocking stuffer if you know what im sayin 10/10 would Grinch again”
“Horny. He made me wet”
“I stole lakes v card. The Grinch stole Lake v card”
“This game gave me hard b0ner. The Grinch turned me on”
“Something in my pants keeps moving. While I was playing as the Grinch, a snake kept growing in my pants. I decided to put it in my mouth and it tastes like BBC!”
Anyway, I’m undecided what else so as to add to all of this. I assume that is what I get for studying the person evaluations on a Grinch Xbox sport. My dangerous, everybody.
